Monkey Boy News Page 7

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Click on the year you were born, and you will be taken to your birth sign acording to the ancient chinese calender


DINGO

Dingoes have a fondness for children, and make good nursery teachers. However they have terrible table manners, and will scavenge any scraps left over, hence they don't get dinner party invitations very often!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ORANGUTAN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BADGER

Badgers are a real gas, they'll have you in fits, when you see them, but beware as they are very shy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ZEBRA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WILDEBEAST

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SEAGULL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOOSE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TYRANNOSAURAUS REX

 

 

 

 

 

The coolest sign, Rexs are fun to be with, dynamic, tremendous athletes and potential world leaders. Budding parents often try and conceive their child to be a Rex, to give their child an advantge over all the rest. They are also very good looking!

 

 

 

WOODLOUSE

Not even worth mentioning, the disapointment of not being a rex is generally feld by Woodlouses. They will grow up with rexs and so will generally turn out to perform the menial tasks in life, Road sweepers, Fast food workers, Traffic Wardens and Local Councillors are mostly Louses!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HADDOCK

Haddock are generally losers. If you are a Haddock, it makes good sense to become a hermit, as freinds will be hard to find, and you will be talked about when not around. Also the butt of all jokes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WOMBAT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PIRANA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, due to the alignment of the planets, 1963 has no animal associated with it

 

 

 

 


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