Click on the year you were born, and you will be taken to your birth sign acording to the ancient chinese calender
Dingoes have a fondness for children, and make good nursery teachers. However they have terrible table manners, and will scavenge any scraps left over, hence they don't get dinner party invitations very often!
The coolest sign, Rexs are fun to be with, dynamic, tremendous athletes and potential world leaders. Budding parents often try and conceive their child to be a Rex, to give their child an advantge over all the rest. They are also very good looking!
Not even worth mentioning, the disapointment of not being a rex is generally feld by Woodlouses. They will grow up with rexs and so will generally turn out to perform the menial tasks in life, Road sweepers, Fast food workers, Traffic Wardens and Local Councillors are mostly Louses!